UPDATE, Nov 2023: As promised, I'm finally back from my seemingly-interminable hiatus!

Was off getting a froofroo CHYMPS "education", but couldn't stay away from the fun forever—at least not from those of you who make it worth my while.
A couple things:

  1. My availability is limited. Advance planning is a must [no last-minute bookings]; weekends preferred

  2. My inbox has about 500 unread messages, so if your inquiry from a while ago has been overlooked, you may email me again [following all the protocols on my Contact page, of course]

Khutulun Khatun

Bully, Trickster, Warrior Princess

My life off the mats is characterized by a conviction to lean into what is novel and daunting, armed with equal parts laughter and grit.

As a teenager, I abandoned a promising future in engineering and an internship at NASA in favor of working my way around the world, completely untethered, for over a decade.

In that time, I’ve worked as an art model, pyrotechnician, heavy-machinery operator, freelance writer, among other things. I’ve built large-scale art installations on four continents, bicycled up the Eastern Seaboard, mountaineered to collect high-alpine data samples, shot music videos in Havana, and so on. I draw, sing, 还有会说普通话.

My attitude towards life is reflected on the mats: I pursue, with curiosity and laughter, the edge of our limits. I am not a flirt—but I can make you laugh, and perhaps cry. Granted, I wouldn’t still be alive if I hadn’t cultivated a dash of sensibility—just enough to ensure we’re having fun and minimizing risk—but I’m adept at constructing calculated danger, and delivering genuine pain, for those seeking adventures of that ilk.

Martial Arts Training

My initial entryway into the kink side of combat was as a martial artist, where I discovered my love of consensual violence. I consider it a point of both personal and professional pride to continue improving in the realms of grappling and striking, so that my offerings are always getting better—i.e., so that I’m always getting better at inflicting all levels of pain [in a controlled way, so as not to cause accidental injury], and exhibiting genuine strength and domination.

Notably, some of my training has included:

  • 6 months of 8 hrs/day, 5 days/week in China [Shaolin kungfu, Sanda kickboxing, Taiji, Qigong, and intensive bone and muscle conditioning]; my Shifu being my teacher when it comes to the art of being cruel to be kind [to both myself and you]

  • 2 months of 6 hrs/day, 6 days/week in Thailand [Muay Thai], culminating in my first fight in the ring against a Thai Nak Muay

  • Currently incorporating BJJ and/or Muay Thai training into my daily life wherever I’ve stayed for extended periods [London and NorCal], 9-30 hrs/week depending on work and other commitments

  • For what it’s worth, I am also a certified yoga instructor, ski instructor, massage therapist, and scuba diver